M F ALFREY

NEW WORKS

COMING 2026

The Cavern Punks suck. They don’t play in time, they don’t play in tune, and they don’t play by the rules.

In a world not ready for different, a humanitarian shambling plant, a reptilian edgelord, a goat-faced pessimist, a stoic rock gollum, and a bubbly gelatinous sphere, are on tour plugging a new genre bending sound: bardcore punk. They rarely get paid in coin and never finish a set before a fight breaks out. They’ve been kicked out of clubs, ran out of town, and are on every monster hunter’s to do list across the realms.

So, when they reach the city of Bide, with a frarked wagon, no coin, and no real gig options, the Cavern Punks are forced to check out the job board of a local tavern. The job? Find the Lord Mayor’s missing daughter. But all is not well in the city of Bide. A foreboding icy darkness is creeping in, folk are going missing, and the locals – believing monsters are to blame – are suspicious of anything or anyone different. A case like this calls for aptitude, sensitivity, and steadfast diplomacy.

So, everything the Cavern Punks are not.

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